Saturday, December 24, 2005

BREAKING NEWS: Santa Holds Fire Sale

Deals 8 veteran reindeer to Hanukkah Harry for half-a-tray of latkes....red-nosed rookie to now head up team of flying squirrels....flight path diverted to Portland, Charlotte, Monterrey. (NORAD)

MEANWHILE...No matter how things may seem, I still wish for you and yours a very wonderful (insert your preference here).

1 comment:

photi said...

Oy, are reindeer even kosher??

- H. H.