Tuesday, November 22, 2005

"Hey, St. Pete! Can You Squeeze Us In For, Oh, About 75 Days A Year, 'Till Someone Buys Us a New Park?"

"Don't worry, It'll be great! 'Course we can't mix-and-match laundry, but think of all the savings we can accrue, with shared lockers and all. Hell, we even came up a new name for the Trop - 'The Florida Contraction Center'. Has a sort of ring to it...like a bell tolling, don't ya think?"

"What? Your roof's not retractable? Never mind." (MLB)

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