The Marlins go for the previously-misplaced Citrus Series trophy tonight. Making the task unbearable will be 15,000 high-pitched vuvuzelas, given out for free by the Marlins to help promote psychosis throughout the community. Historical stats for players swinging the bats while simultaneously holding their ears have never before been compiled by STATS, LLC.
Trying to pitch with bleeding ears will be Chris Volstad and Jeff Niemann.
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