Monday, December 08, 2008

Conine Has a Career

Jeff (MLB's first player-Ironman) "has accepted a standing offer from the club to become a special assistant to team president David (MLB's first obnoxious-Ironman) Samson."(MLB)

HIS-FIRST-DUTY: Roam the hallways of the Bellagio and try to get Jack away from the craps tables.

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