Borowski's Arm Falls Off During Exam

Okay, so maybe it didn't fall off...but the Phillies "team doctor examined the results of the physical and advised against giving the pitcher a multiyear contract," according to ESPN. Still, the report says multi-teams are clamoring to sign him for a year, including maybe the Phillies. Hope he gets a big fat contract, but whichever team gets him to sign better make sure that the pen he uses isn't too heavy.