Jeffrey Reveals his True Identity as 'Mister Moneybags'

We all know the Marlins are signing Heath Bell, another Padre pitcher who unfortunately is not considered a plus by everybody out there. Now the Fish look like they are about to give over 100 million bucks to Jose Reyes, gaining a fragile superstar shortshop that will allow a shifting of our other fragile superstar shortshop over to third base.