Conine to Retire as a Marlin

Rumor has it that Jeff will sign a 1-day contract with the Fish on March 28, retire, have a ceremony done in his honor on Opening Day, not have either one of his numbers retired, and continue training for the Ironman competition so that he can come back and beat up Samson (that last bit isn't rumored; let's just call it a 'noble quest'). (MLB)