Sunday, December 04, 2011

Jeffrey Reveals his True Identity as 'Mister Moneybags'

We all know the Marlins are signing Heath Bell, another Padre pitcher who unfortunately is not considered a plus by everybody out there. Now the Fish look like they are about to give over 100 million bucks to Jose Reyes, gaining a fragile superstar shortshop that will allow a shifting of our other fragile superstar shortshop over to third base.

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Too Many Newsy Things

Bye bye Brian...Sanches signs with the Phillies.

The Marlins sign Robert Ray and Luke Montz.

John Baker thanks Marlins fans.

There's no money budgeted to add more mass transit to the new stadium than what's there now, which ain't enough.

Besides the taxes, the city of Miami took another look at the stadium agreement and discovered that they have to pay for stadium maintenance too.

And now more bickering will delay leasing out the garages' retail and restaurant areas.

Billy's new look promotes commentary.

So has the projected contraption to celebrate home runs, which may get assembled in time for the first pitches, but is planned not to be viewable during off-days, even though it's officially a public work of 'art'.

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Finally Some News

Bye Bye Bake...John Baker is traded away, to the only MLB town that doesn't need a domed stadium, for pitcher Wade LeBlanc. (Miamiherald)

The Marlins announce their spring training schedule. (Miamiherald)

And that sound you hear is the city of Miami screaming 'WTF!!' as they discover that the contract with the Marlins that they hastily agreed to a few years back not only obligated the city to build parking garages for the new (still unnanmed) stadium, but also forces the city to pay the property taxes on those same garages. (sun-sentinel)

The Miami Marlins, So Far

Much noise has been made. Dan Le Batard gives the whys.

Stanton, Hayes, Petersen, Billy and the Mermaids head out to the troops.

Steve Slowinski gives a preliminary guess on how the new ballpark will play.

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Happy Changes Vs. Results

Since the start of the 162-game-per-season era in 1961, it seems there has been only one other MLB team that at the same time both officially changed its name and moved to a new ballpark while remaining in the same market. That was the team in Houston, who ended the 1964 season as the Colt 45's playing in Colt Stadium, and began 1965 as the Astros in the Astrodome.

So did those changes create some improvement in the Houston win-loss record from '64 to '65? No. In 1964 the Colt 45s finished the year at 66-96, while the next year the Astros almost matched the previous year with a record of 65-97. But in just the home games, Houston, playing in barn-like, mosquito-and-rattlesnake-infested Colt Stadium, was able still to eke out a 41-40 winning record in '64 - but in the brand-spanking new Astrodome the '65 team ended up slipping to a 36-45 home record. That could be attributed to the fact that for most of the year they had to play in "green-painted dirt and dead grass", though away teams would have suffered the same conditions.

Maybe the new changes will end up assisting the Marlins standings-wise, but as the past shows, that's not a given.

Saturday, November 12, 2011

The Miami Marlins, Version Three

Tonight Mr. Loria proclaimed the Florida Marlins are now the Miami Marlins, and introduced to the world the logos and designs that were basically the ones floating all over the web for the past couple of weeks.

One unique feature of the new grey uni was demonstrated by Boni. As he raised his arms up in celebration, the first 'I' in the word MIAMI that was stenciled across his jersey slipped inside itself, revealing the word MAMI, which may at least delight some of our Latin fans (among others).

Pitbull ended the proceedings with a performance (I thought pitbulls were illegal in Miami).

EXTRA: For nostalgia's sake, Joe Frisaro wrote a fun article detailing the beginnings of the first Miami Marlins and the stadium they played in.

Friday, November 11, 2011

Bye Bye Florida

It was nice to attempt being a 'state-wide' team.
Didn't work, though.
Now it's the city's turn.

Monday, November 07, 2011

Monday, October 24, 2011

Back For a Bit

I've been traveling lately; sorry I've been ignoring the WS.

Latest interesting Marlins news, besides the rumors, seems to consist of chances to get an early snuggle-up to the new still-unnamed stadium. The goofy, almost-annual Herald Hunt is a free event that will take place on the stadium grounds just two days after the big name-change. Significantly more expensive than free will be 'Diamond Dishes' on Feb. 25, when Jeffrey's latest wife will be hosting food tastings inside the stadium.

Saturday, October 15, 2011

AL Playoff Tonight

The Tigers try to stay alive in Texas.

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Some Marlins News

The Marlins' new 'logo' is real! (sbnation)

And it's popping up everywhere. (trb)

Also popping up are the comments over the celebration 'thing' that will pop up after homers at the new ballpark. (cbssports)(businessinsider)

Tampa wants a new ballpark, too.(myfoxtampabay)

FSN's Marlins telecasts had almost 28 percent fewer viewers in 2011. (sun-sentinel)

Michael Jong and Juan C. Rodriguez complain about the dissing of the 2003 Marlins. (sun-sentinel)

James Bondman discuuses possible Marlins moves. (bleacherreport)

Emilio, Logan and Miguel are going to Taiwan. (mlb)

The Orioles want to talk to Dan Jennings for their GM opening, but will Jeffrey let them? (baltimoresun)

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Tigers On The Ropes

Detroit needs two wins to force a one-game playoff. Cards and the Brew Crew play tonight.

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Wednesday, October 05, 2011

NL's Turn

St. Louis forces Game 5, and Brewers are seeing Snakes at this moment...

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Tuesday, October 04, 2011

Bye Bye Rays

Tampa's the 1st to be ejected from the playoffs. Philly leads their series against the Cards. And as I write this the other teams are playing.

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Monday, October 03, 2011

Sunday, October 02, 2011

Little Rest on Sunday

Tampa and Texas take a day off, but all other playoff teams play today.

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Saturday, October 01, 2011

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

This Is IT

The end of the Florida Marlins as a playing unit happens today. Charlie Hough and Benito Santiago will be there for the first pitch, like they were there almost 19 years ago. Chris Volstad and Stephan Strasburg will take over after that.

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Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Last Normal Game at Sun Life

With all the festivities planned, tomorrow's game will seem like an afterthought.

Of course with all the turbulent news bursting forth around the Marlins the last few days, the last couple of games have also been taking a back seat. Today's news is more of the same - along with the Adventures of Ozzie we now find out that Leo-Juan may beat the rap after all, that Frank McCourt is trying to drag Loria into the Dodgers bankruptcy, and that the Marlins don't even own the website miamimarlins.com.

But usually that's the case with the Marlins anyway - unbelievable stories paired up with Florida summers and consistently empty stadium. But that, sad to say, will be no more soon. Tonight's probably your last chance to enjoy the spaciousness, in the way a Florida Marlins game traditionally should really be enjoyed, with packs of sweaty people scattered here and there all over the stands, aimlessly staring at each other, wondering why there are so many other fans of other teams making all that noise, and, when nothing else is happening, checking out the game every now and then.

Go ahead. The box office is open up to the 5th inning. You know you're going to miss it.

For those not within a hour's flight, the pitchers tonight are Javier Vazquez and John Lannan.

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More Omar

Infante will get to move to Miami as he reportedly agrees to a 2-year contract with the Fish.

Guillen to Manage Marlins

Seems the Marlins traded a so-far-unnamed prospect or two to the White Sox to get Guillen

Ozzie says, "I can't tell you how thrilled I am to be a part of the Marlins organization. I have an unbelievable amount of respect for the Marlins, owner Jeffrey Loria, president Larry Beinfest and general manager Michael Hill." (Hmmm, no mention of Samson there.)

Anyway, here's wishing good luck to Ozzie being back in Miami and dealing with a "control freak" like Loria.

Monday, September 26, 2011

Boo-Hoo

The assertion that there will be few tears shed as 'the Florida Marlins at Sun Life Stadium' leap off the diving board of history this week seems a little premature.
Already the skies have been crying most of the day. Maybe Mama Nature will allow a game tonight, maybe not.
There's a sense of loss, as McKeon stares at the crumbling clubhouse, as the front office boys begin to interview for his replacements.
And the talk of getting rid of Nolasco is building.
And the mini-crime wave known as Juan Carlos Oviedo has, nevertheless, positive hopes for the future.
The Brewers swept Florida for the season yesterday in Miller Park, giving the Marlins a losing road record for the year, and sealing up the cellar of the NL East for the Fish.
The not-so-perennial-anymore cellar-dwellers the Nationals are here to finish up 2011, fighting for 3rd place.
Scarily, the Nats are on an 8-game road win streak while the Fish have a .400 record at crumbly, drippy Joe-No-Mo Stadium.
Scary Nats rookie Tommy Milone is scheduled to start tonight, as Anibal Sanchez starts for Florida.

UPDATE: Jack will retire again after Wednesday.

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Yesterday's Scores

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Friday, September 23, 2011

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Way Off

On the last day off this season the Marlins news has been the usual blahblahblah - the new Marlins logo is either fake or ugly, Samson disses practically whatever fans the Marlins still had, and 28-year-old Leo Nunez is now 29-year-old Juan Carlos Oviedo. Past that, not much. Here's tonight's scores...

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POSSIBLE-UPDATE: Twitterer H2ODAG believes our (former) closer had assumed a dead cousin's identity.

Monday, September 19, 2011

Nine to Go

It's the next-2-last home stand for Sun Life and for the Florida Fish. Atlanta is happy to play 3 here - they be 6-0 this year in beautiful Miami Gardens and they still dream of the playoffs. The Marlins, meanwhile, would be happy to play the spoiler role. Minor and Nolasco perform.

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Saturday, September 17, 2011

Go Hoppers

The final game of the SAL Championship is tonight - hopefully it can be heard through this link or this link.

And of course it's game number two tonight of the Marlins-Nationals series in Washington. Pitching will be the repaired Stephen Strasburg and the looking-for-another-win Chris Volstad.

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Wednesday, September 14, 2011

News and a Noontime Game

The best-of-5 South Atlantic League Championship Series is tied at a game apiece. The Hoppers go to Savannah to face the Sand Gnats for Game 3 on Thursday, and Johan Santana will be starting for Savannah.

Matt Dominguez's father, who's a copy editor for the Los Angeles Times, writes in the Times about his son's arrival to the majors.

Gaby's nominated for the Clemente.

Today, lunchtime rubber game. Ricky Nolasco and Randall Delgado will man the mound.

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UPDATE: Fish lose 4-1. And I've just noticed that this is the 4,000 post of this blog.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

9/11 Baseball

Anibal's one-hitter last night creates a belief in the sweep in the series and the year for the Fish against the Bucs.

The 2011 Fish are 4-7 in Sunday away games (including a 'home' loss in Seattle), and lost their last one after winning the previous 3 in a row. The Pirates are 3-8 in Sunday home games this year and have lost their last 2.

Two recently hot pitchers, Javier Vazquez and James McDonald, fling this afternoon. Interestingly, considering today's 10th anniversary and the ceremonies conducted earlier, it's been noted that Javy is the only projected starter in today's games with a 9-11 record.

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Saturday, September 10, 2011

Bad/Good News

LoMo's out of the lineup along with Stanton and Lopez. But the Fish had some stat improvements last night. And the Grasshoppers are in the Championship series.

In the last two years Florida has a 10-2 record against Pittsburgh. The 2011 Pirates are 7-4 in Saturday home games though they have lost 3 of their last 4. This year's Marlins are 6-4 in Saturday away games though they lost their last 2 and one of those wins was a 'home' game in Seattle.

Pitching will be Anibal and the MLB debut of Jeff Locke.

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Thursday, September 08, 2011

The Long And Short Of It

Thanks to the recently inserted double-header for next Thursday, the Marlins are beginning their longest road trip of the season.

At the same time, one of the shortest-service Marlins is planned to be part of the whoopee at the Final Game festivities.

But first, it's Pittsburgh. The Marlins, with 20 games left in the year, are 3 losses away from a losing season. The Pirates' record is 2.5 games better than the Marlins. Both Pittsburgh and Florida have won 4 of their last 10 games. The Pirates won their last game, but they've won only one of their last eight games after a win, while the Fish have won two of their last eleven road games.

Ricky Nolasco and Ross Ohlendorf square off on the mound in the diamond. (EDIT: But that's tomorrow night - here's tonight's scores...)

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Bye Bye Alfredo

Amezaga gets released - let's write him in to make the All-Time Team.

Wednesday, September 07, 2011

Wetness Wednesday

The trick with starting a game at 5 PM in Miami is hoping the daily thunderstorm deluge subsides a little earlier than usual.

Soon the new stadium wiil end these water worries, except maybe for an occasional overflow from one of the new extra toilets.

Brad Hand and knuckleballer R.A. Dickey square off this evening.

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Monday, September 05, 2011

Labor Day Night Game

The Fish just finished playing their last weekend series at What-Used-To-Be-Joe-Robbie Stadium. Now its the last 3 games with the Mets this year. After the 5th its 7-1 Florida.

UPDATE: Marlins win 9-3.

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Sunday, September 04, 2011

Bye Bye Phillies

It's the last game for the Phils at Whatever-The-Name-Is Stadium. After 7 innings it's 3-2 Marlins.

UPDATE: Actually that was 'After 6 innings'. After 7 innings it was 4-4. And the Fish finally win in the 14th inning.

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Thursday, September 01, 2011

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Monday, August 29, 2011

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Waiting Day

Today's game was pre-postponed. So here's today's games in other parts of the continent...

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Saturday, August 27, 2011

Double Down

And Irene said, "You planning on playing TODAY?? We'll see about that!", and the double-header is moved to Sept. 15. Wonder when Mondays' double-header will be moved to?

And somewhere else, games go on...

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Friday, August 26, 2011

Half the Doubled Doubling

And now tomorrow's double-header is now a single-header, the originally scheduled night game rescheduled to when the next hurricane will hit. Somewhere in Canada Dewayne is giggling. And maybe tonight's game won't be a blowout.

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Thursday, August 25, 2011

Double the Doubling

The Fish are now scheduled to play a double-header on Saturday to avoid the destructive fury of Irene as it hits New York on Sunday, where the Marlins are supposed to play another double-header with the Mets on Monday. (Triple-header, anybody?)

Meanwhile here's tonight's games...

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Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Back Home (Shudder)

D-Train returns as the Reds arrive to win a few games. Aftre 4 innings tonight it's 2-0 Reds.

UPDATE: Yay, Marlins take a 3-2 lead in the 5th.
UPDATE: Yuck. Leo lets the Marlins lose 8-6.

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Monday, August 22, 2011

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Getting Worserer

The question is becoming, not whether the Marlins can get out of their collapse, but whether they can avoid 100 losses this season. Anibal against Cory Luebke today.

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Thursday, August 18, 2011

Got a Post Done Before Game Time

The Fish start a 4-gamer tonight, their last 4-gamer of the year now that the upcoming Mets series at the Citi will now be a 5-gamer. It's the Marlins' last West Coast series, and last series against a NL West team, this year. Luckily, enviroment-wise, they get to do it in San Diego. But oh-oh, the Marlins have lost 9 of their last 12 against the Padres. Florida has lost 11 of their last 13, but won 13 of their last 18 road games.

Tim Stauffer and Javier Vazquez deliver.

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Sunday, August 14, 2011

LoMo To Go To NO

Morrison gets demoted to the Zephyrs under suspicious but not entirely surprising circumstances (which now Beinfest confirms), and Twitter is barking loudly. And the Fish are also now Wes-less. Jose and Ozzie are the replacements.

2:10 PM: To perhaps accent the decision-making folly of the front office, Cody has already hit a 2-run homer for the Giants in today's game. In the middle of the 4th it's 3-1 Giants.

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Saturday, August 13, 2011

Friday, August 12, 2011

Giants Arrive, War Of the Jinxes Possible?

Ever since the Giants series in S.F. the Marlins have been aimed straight towards the bottom of the standings. Combined with that is the Horror of playing in Sun Life Masoleum, where the last time the Marlins won a game the stock market was still a viable investment and Jerry Lewis was still on the Telethon. Maybe the Giants' series being played at the house Robbie built starting tonight may cause a cosmic collision of calamities that would cancel each of these black clouds out. Just seeing Cody again would be a sky-brightener.

Tonight Rick and Matt sling the orbs.

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Thursday, August 11, 2011

Tuesday, August 09, 2011

Sunday, August 07, 2011

Sweep-less Sunday

Hanley's still not in the line-up today to help the Marlins stop the sweep. Although this guy thinks they may still do it. Besides, it's Gaby's mom's birthday so there's some extra incentive.

Javy and Jaime take the mound. According to this article, "Garcia is 5-1 with a 1.54 ERA in 11 starts against NL East teams...(while)...Vazquez...is 4-2 with a 2.13 ERA in his last eight starts."

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This Date in History

It's interesting to note that on the exact same spot where the new 38,000-seat Marlins ballpark is being hurried to completion, a baseball game was played 55 years ago that was viewed by a crowd so large that the new stadium probably would not have been able to contain it.

Thursday, August 04, 2011

Saint Louis in the House

First, congrats to the GCL Marlins, who at this point have the highest winning percentage in pro baseball.

The Yadi-less Cardinals start a four-gamer tonight in Miami Gardens, where the rain has let up for now. Fearless prediction: There will be fewer spectators for tonight's game than for last night's exhibition 'futbol' match at the same venue.

Starting will be Kyle and Clay.

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Wednesday, August 03, 2011

Rainout Edition

The Fish and Mets rain out tonight. Time for make-up day bingo. This guy thinks they'll probably play a 5-game series at the end of the month. My choice would be September 8, a travel day for both teams coming from Miami where they will just finish a 3-game series here (on the 9th the Mets stay at home to play the Cubs while the Fish travel just down the street to Pittsburgh).

Not to mention the Marlins now have to come back to start a home series against the Cards with the threat of a tropical storm this weekend. (Damn, I mentioned it.)

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Monday, August 01, 2011

Fish and Mets Fight

7:29PM: After 2 innings Fla. leads 1-0.
7:59PM: 2-0 after 2.5.
8:23PM: 3-0 after 3-and-a-half.
8:55PM: After 5 innings it's 3-1.
9:58PM: Duda owns Leo, hits a 2-run homer in 9th to tie game.
10:15PM: Stanton grand-slams it; Fish lead 7-3 in the 10th.
10:26PM: And that's the final score.

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