Thursday, August 04, 2011

Saint Louis in the House

First, congrats to the GCL Marlins, who at this point have the highest winning percentage in pro baseball.

The Yadi-less Cardinals start a four-gamer tonight in Miami Gardens, where the rain has let up for now. Fearless prediction: There will be fewer spectators for tonight's game than for last night's exhibition 'futbol' match at the same venue.

Starting will be Kyle and Clay.

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Wednesday, August 03, 2011

Rainout Edition

The Fish and Mets rain out tonight. Time for make-up day bingo. This guy thinks they'll probably play a 5-game series at the end of the month. My choice would be September 8, a travel day for both teams coming from Miami where they will just finish a 3-game series here (on the 9th the Mets stay at home to play the Cubs while the Fish travel just down the street to Pittsburgh).

Not to mention the Marlins now have to come back to start a home series against the Cards with the threat of a tropical storm this weekend. (Damn, I mentioned it.)

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Monday, August 01, 2011

Fish and Mets Fight

7:29PM: After 2 innings Fla. leads 1-0.
7:59PM: 2-0 after 2.5.
8:23PM: 3-0 after 3-and-a-half.
8:55PM: After 5 innings it's 3-1.
9:58PM: Duda owns Leo, hits a 2-run homer in 9th to tie game.
10:15PM: Stanton grand-slams it; Fish lead 7-3 in the 10th.
10:26PM: And that's the final score.

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Saturday, July 23, 2011

Marlins Win on Super Saturday 8-5

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100-Game Stat Look

(FIXED SOME THINGS) Now that the 100-game mark has passed, I'm looking at Baseball Reference 2011 NL stats to see in which categories the Fish stand out.

According to them, the Marlins are middle-of-the-pack in many of their team pitching and batting stats. Here are some of the Marlins team stats that are closer to being either best or worst - the Marlins are...

...5th worst in the NL in team batting average (.245; the Padres are last at .233, the Cards are first at .268)

...4th in stealing the fewest bases (57; Cubs have fewest with 35, most is San Diego with 106).

...5th highest in striking out (745; worst are the Padres with 835, best are Cards with 602)

...4th in the league in both sacrifice bunts and sacrifice flies (San Diego is last in sacrfice bunts but 3rd in th NL in sacrifice flies)

...next to last in the league in pitches hitting batters (23; the Rockies are last with 22).

...5th in the league in walks allowed (the Cubs are 37 walks ahead of the #2 team).

...tops in the NL in walking batters intentionally (43; the Brewers are last with 12).

...3rd-least in the league in being walked intentionally (18; worst is Cubs with 13, most is Dodgers with 38).

...5th in the league in runs allowed (440, tied with Arizona, and 62 behind the leader the Cubs).

...tied for next to last with Houston in wild pitches thrown (22; the Phils are last at 12, the Brewers are first with 43).

...2nd in batters faced (3831; Cubs first with 3915, Phils last at 3668).

...6th in striking batters out (751; Giants are first at 828, Pirates last at 589)

...2nd in the NL in balks (7; Reds are first with 10, Cards last with 0).

...5th worst in walking batters per 9 innings (3.3; Cubs worst with 3.9, Phils best with 2.5)

Monday, July 11, 2011

Fish Stuff

Jack should be on the CBS Evening News tonight.

The Marlins' TV ratings are down.

And the Fish are closing the upper deck to make the few paying fans look less few.

D-Train returns to the majors.

There's rumors about whether the Marlins will trade Ricky/Anibal or not.

Who's spurring the recent surge? Is it Hanley? Or Emilio? Or The pitching?

Jhan pitched in the Futures game.

And tonight Gaby and his family will be at the All-Star game.

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Monday, July 04, 2011

Saturday, July 02, 2011

Reboot

I can think of one team that more than likely wanted to stay in the SanFran Bay area and just keep winning series. But to Arlington the Marlins had to go, and suffer last night's thrashing. Now Joser Lopez is gone, and Bryan Petersen takes his place. Brad Hand returns to start tonight; Texas starts Derek Holland.

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Thursday, June 30, 2011

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Back Where it Began

The Fish return to the Bay area tonight, scene of the Marlins' last series win, scene of the Cousins-Posey collision, the point from where it all went downhill. They're on the other side of the Bay this time, in Oakland, where U2's vendetta against the Marlins continues. While Dr. Andrews sharpens his scalpels in anticipation of Josh's visit, tonight Javier starts against Gio Gonzalez.

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Friday, June 24, 2011

Step Aside, Pretenders!

To prove once and for all that the Marlins are truly America's team,...after tonight no other ballclub will have played its home games from one end of the country (Puerto Rico), through its middle (US Celluar in Chicago in 2004), and all the way to the other end (well, maybe Hawaii and the Aleutians had other engagements, and besides, who knows what day it is in American Samoa - but at least they made it out to Seattle).

Late games means later posts. Craig wonders if Billy and the Mermaids made the trip. If they did they're flying back tonight to be at Metro Ford in Miami with Jeff Conine tomorrow afternoon. Unless their evil twins are somwhow in the mix (or maybe there will be a rare appearance by Billy's little-known second cousin Smelly the Salmon). Ricky Nolasco and Felix Hernandez fling tonight. Jose Lopez is back.

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Thursday, June 23, 2011

Something in the Air

You thought Edwin resigning and McKeon returning was strange? How about this? - Nationals manager Jim Riggleman quit today, just after his team finished winning 11 of their last 12 games. Time to put on that tinfoil hat.

Tonight the Fish are settling into their new home, while elsewhere in the world baseball will probably be played...

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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Game 3 With Angels

Today's news has blather over whether the Marlins should or shouldn't trade Hanley, and about the goofy things Jack says/does.

It's the last game of the nightmarish-21-straight-game stretch. After last night's win, the Fish amazingly could win a series tonight. Brian Sanches and the entire bullpen goes against Joel Pineiro this evening.

By the way, good tickets remain for this weekend's Marlins home series in Seattle - if you're in the area, get a taste of 2012 by seeing a Fish home game under a retractable roof.

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Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Handling Hanley

LoMo reportedly gets into Hanley's face for missing a meeting that everyone else attended. Jack says that's not why Hanley was benched yesterday.

McKeon, who is just three degress of seperation from the beginnings of the National League, has been attracting news reports pointing out how 'experienced' he actually is. After surprisingly setting Hanley down last night, Jack surprisingly has Hanley hitting cleanup tonight for the first time in his career. Mike Stanton returns and is hitting sixth.

Fish had another one-run loss last night. That's two one-run losses in a row, which the way things are going is almost encouraging. The Marlins are headed for a club record in losses-in-a-row if a turnaround doesn't happen tonight. Javier Vazquez and Ervin Santana pitch.

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Monday, June 20, 2011

Back Home with LA of Anaheim

At least yesterday's game brought the Marlins back to losing by only one run, which they had done only once since June 11.

Knowing that Jack goes to Mass every morning it seems appropriate that the Angels will be in town to start his 2nd tour of duty as Fish leader. Much hay is made over McKeon benching Hanley tonight. Brad Hand was sent down, too. Anibal Sanchez and the Angels' Jered Weaver start.

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Trader Jack is Back

Edwin felt Hyde should've had a shot at managing, but all indications say Mr. Take-No-Crap Jack McKeon will be introduced as the Marlins' new skipper.

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Adios Edwin

Rodriguez spares all of us the indignity of being sacked by management and resigned Sunday morning. Brandon Hyde will manage the team today. Trader Jack and Bobby V are being considered.

On the field it's Volstad and Shields.

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Saturday, June 18, 2011

WooOOooOOoo

It seems a muted congratulations are in order. The Marlins have joined the ranks of many of the storied fabled MLB franchises of history like the Cubs and Red Sox, as they now apparently have their own curse.

Some commentators have been seeing the Marlins' dive in fortunes as metaphysical payback for Scott Cousins slamming into Buster Posey, as if the results of that collision were somehow nefariously planned out in advance.

They point out the Fish are now 3-20 since that Giants series, while SanFran is still in first in the NL West without Posey or Freddy Sanchez - true enough.

Personally, though, I think it was those In-N-Out burgers - it takes a great while to get the effects of those babies out of the system.

The curse idea may have some merit, though. Practicioners of the many esoteric religions that we have here in South Florida should be retained to help rid the ballclub of whatever boogeyman is hovering over them, be it Buster or burger.

The Fish, 6 games under .500, continue to soldier on. Tonight Ricky Nolasco and Alex Cobb do battle.

Before that, though, the Rays' wives play the Marlins' wives in a 5-inning softball game. Let's hope the Fish can pick up a few pointers, or players.

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Monday, June 13, 2011

Try to Tie

Now that the Marlins season is almost over (as some seem to think) we can sit back and just enjoy the games for their athletic excellence, or their enormous quantity of spitting, or whatever floats your boat.

Sure, there's been 'epic' amounts of frustration these last couple of weeks, but there's also at least one story of achievement amongst the mess.

Tonight the Fish strive to split the series before they split for Philly. Nolasco and Duke start.

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Wednesday, June 08, 2011

Okay, Let's Try This Again

So, let's see, yesterday the Fish' pitchers give up only 2 hits and 1 walk, ...and they still lose.

Brad Hand was marvelous in garnering the distinction of being only the 2nd pitcher in the live-ball era to go at least 6 innings in his MLB debut and lose while giving up only 1 hit.

Maybe today the team will fling off the Funk. Ricky Nolasco and Derek Lowe start tonight. Stanton sits, and Dobbs hits third.

TRIVIA: Now that the Mavs beat the Heat last night, Miami-Dade County is assured to achieve an honor no other county in the US can claim.

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Tuesday, June 07, 2011

Braves For Three

First a couple FRONT-OFFICE-FARCES: Now that Mr. "Un-Called-For" Sabean has talked with Scott Cousins, and Mr. "Be-Careful-What-You-Say" Samson opens up his mouth again, it's time once again to concentrate on the games.

Facing the down-in-the-dumps Marlins, the lackluster Braves begin a roadtrip here in dried-out SoFla - Fredi and Danny return. Tonight Brad Hand makes his MLB debut vs. Tommy Hanson.

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Saturday, June 04, 2011

Saturday in the Park

I forgot that last night was the first Bark in the Park this year in Miami Gardens. At least one local writer does not like canines in the crowd. With last night's loss the Fish so far this year are now 2-1 when the dogs are allowed in.

Tonight a Beatles tribute band plays Super Saturday. Pitching tonight will be Chris Volstad and Yovani Gallardo.

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Thursday, June 02, 2011

Getting Rested

The Fish need their rest today as they start a 3-week stretch of 21 games tomorrow. Here's today's scores, though...

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Wednesday, June 01, 2011

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Thursday, May 26, 2011

Sweep By The Bay?

While the discussion begins over whether rule changes should be made over what happened to Buster Posey last night, baseball continues to be played today, hopefully retribution-free.

It's the Marlins' last game in SanFran this year- it would've been fun if they were there on June 4 for Cody Ross Bobblehead Day. Anibal and Ryan Vogelsong start today.

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Tuesday, May 24, 2011

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Saturday, May 21, 2011

Saturday With the Rays

It's an earlier 4:10 start for tonight's Super Saturday game, probably to make sure the Beach Boys don't play past their bedtime (it's been 45 years since Pet Sounds!) There'll be no Brian Wilson, but John Stamos will be reportedly performing with them.

As far as baseball is concerned, the 'perfectionist' Javier Vazquez is fated to start for the Fish. The Rays will put up David Price.

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Ow!

Time for Javier to step it up a few (hundred) notches, as Josh was put on the DL today for shoulder inflammation - Jay Buente was called up to start Sunday.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Two-Fer Tonight

South Florida's war against Chicago is fought on two fronts tonight - Game 2 of the Heat-Bulls series in Chicago (on 790 AM in Miami), and the heroic struggle of the Fish against the Cubs (shuffled off again to 1080 AM). Cubs fans, as usual, are obsessively moaning about the past. Starting for them tonight will be Former Fish Ryan Dempster, while Current Fish Ricky Nolasco starts for the Marlins.

(Which Marlins pitcher has the most wins? Click here for answer.)

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Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Sweep the Citi?

With Hanley now possibly getting batting tips from the Hopper, and insane man-babies roaming Citi Field, the Marlins attempt a mini-sweep of the Mets tonight. Ricky Nolasco and last-night's-Mets-almost-hero Jon Niese start. Josh seems okay.

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SORTA: Game postponed till July 18 - Fish will fly in from Chicago for one game and then fly home, while the Mets just lose a day off in the middle of two home series.

Monday, May 16, 2011

May Mini-Series Week

This week showcases the scheduling monstrosities that were unthinkable before the guiding hand of Selig - two 2-game series in a row, and then a weekend of interleague play. Of the five NL East teams only the Mets do not have to travel to get from one two-game series to the other (and even their interleague weekend is just across town). That may give a little relief to a team who's probably wondering how they can pay David Wright's medical bills while trying to survive their heritage of financial insanity, having to cough up $1.2 mil yearly to Bobby Bo for the next quarter-century being one example.

The Mets, though, have won 7 of their last 10, and 14 of their last 22. The weather may not be helpful to the Mets this coming week however. Neither will Josh Johnson, starting tonight as is the Mets' Mike Pelfrey. Hanley will be batting second.

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Saturday, May 14, 2011

Woof Without a Roof

The Nats and Marlins start what's predicted to be a rainy weekend with a game at 1:05 today. Tillman, the "World's Fastest Skateboarding Bulldog", is scheduled to lead the parade for the first of three 'Pups in the Park' this season at Nats Park. On the diamond, Livan will push aside his alledged ties with a drug trafficker and concentrate on starting today for the Nats, while undistracted Anibal starts for the Fish. Cora replaces Desmond in the Nats' lineup.

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Monday, May 09, 2011

Phillies For Three

First, though...Congrats to Gaby!

Blanton and Vazquez started already. Once again that other team in town has knocked the Marlins off their Miami radio home and onto 1080 AM.

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Sunday, May 08, 2011

De-sweep Mode

Many activities at the ballpark this Mother's Day. Kids get free Mike Stanton t-shirts, along with a home-run exhibition pre-game and a faith forum with Chris Coghlan post-game.

But the basic question remains, 'Can The Fish get out of their 3-game funk?'

Anibal against Livan today. I guess John Buck's got a replacement cup.

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Friday, May 06, 2011

Back For Nats

The Team returns to Florida to battle Washington. They're playing now...after 1.5 innings the Nats lead 1-0.

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Thursday, May 05, 2011

Day Game Today

On Five Jars of Mayonnaise Day (or commonly known as Cinco de Mayo) the Fish will go for the series win at Busch Stadium. Josh Johnson and Jake Westbrook will be pitching

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Monday, May 02, 2011