Friday, June 24, 2011

Step Aside, Pretenders!

To prove once and for all that the Marlins are truly America's team,...after tonight no other ballclub will have played its home games from one end of the country (Puerto Rico), through its middle (US Celluar in Chicago in 2004), and all the way to the other end (well, maybe Hawaii and the Aleutians had other engagements, and besides, who knows what day it is in American Samoa - but at least they made it out to Seattle).

Late games means later posts. Craig wonders if Billy and the Mermaids made the trip. If they did they're flying back tonight to be at Metro Ford in Miami with Jeff Conine tomorrow afternoon. Unless their evil twins are somwhow in the mix (or maybe there will be a rare appearance by Billy's little-known second cousin Smelly the Salmon). Ricky Nolasco and Felix Hernandez fling tonight. Jose Lopez is back.

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Thursday, June 23, 2011

Something in the Air

You thought Edwin resigning and McKeon returning was strange? How about this? - Nationals manager Jim Riggleman quit today, just after his team finished winning 11 of their last 12 games. Time to put on that tinfoil hat.

Tonight the Fish are settling into their new home, while elsewhere in the world baseball will probably be played...

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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Game 3 With Angels

Today's news has blather over whether the Marlins should or shouldn't trade Hanley, and about the goofy things Jack says/does.

It's the last game of the nightmarish-21-straight-game stretch. After last night's win, the Fish amazingly could win a series tonight. Brian Sanches and the entire bullpen goes against Joel Pineiro this evening.

By the way, good tickets remain for this weekend's Marlins home series in Seattle - if you're in the area, get a taste of 2012 by seeing a Fish home game under a retractable roof.

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Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Handling Hanley

LoMo reportedly gets into Hanley's face for missing a meeting that everyone else attended. Jack says that's not why Hanley was benched yesterday.

McKeon, who is just three degress of seperation from the beginnings of the National League, has been attracting news reports pointing out how 'experienced' he actually is. After surprisingly setting Hanley down last night, Jack surprisingly has Hanley hitting cleanup tonight for the first time in his career. Mike Stanton returns and is hitting sixth.

Fish had another one-run loss last night. That's two one-run losses in a row, which the way things are going is almost encouraging. The Marlins are headed for a club record in losses-in-a-row if a turnaround doesn't happen tonight. Javier Vazquez and Ervin Santana pitch.

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Monday, June 20, 2011

Back Home with LA of Anaheim

At least yesterday's game brought the Marlins back to losing by only one run, which they had done only once since June 11.

Knowing that Jack goes to Mass every morning it seems appropriate that the Angels will be in town to start his 2nd tour of duty as Fish leader. Much hay is made over McKeon benching Hanley tonight. Brad Hand was sent down, too. Anibal Sanchez and the Angels' Jered Weaver start.

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Trader Jack is Back

Edwin felt Hyde should've had a shot at managing, but all indications say Mr. Take-No-Crap Jack McKeon will be introduced as the Marlins' new skipper.

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Adios Edwin

Rodriguez spares all of us the indignity of being sacked by management and resigned Sunday morning. Brandon Hyde will manage the team today. Trader Jack and Bobby V are being considered.

On the field it's Volstad and Shields.

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Saturday, June 18, 2011

WooOOooOOoo

It seems a muted congratulations are in order. The Marlins have joined the ranks of many of the storied fabled MLB franchises of history like the Cubs and Red Sox, as they now apparently have their own curse.

Some commentators have been seeing the Marlins' dive in fortunes as metaphysical payback for Scott Cousins slamming into Buster Posey, as if the results of that collision were somehow nefariously planned out in advance.

They point out the Fish are now 3-20 since that Giants series, while SanFran is still in first in the NL West without Posey or Freddy Sanchez - true enough.

Personally, though, I think it was those In-N-Out burgers - it takes a great while to get the effects of those babies out of the system.

The curse idea may have some merit, though. Practicioners of the many esoteric religions that we have here in South Florida should be retained to help rid the ballclub of whatever boogeyman is hovering over them, be it Buster or burger.

The Fish, 6 games under .500, continue to soldier on. Tonight Ricky Nolasco and Alex Cobb do battle.

Before that, though, the Rays' wives play the Marlins' wives in a 5-inning softball game. Let's hope the Fish can pick up a few pointers, or players.

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Monday, June 13, 2011

Try to Tie

Now that the Marlins season is almost over (as some seem to think) we can sit back and just enjoy the games for their athletic excellence, or their enormous quantity of spitting, or whatever floats your boat.

Sure, there's been 'epic' amounts of frustration these last couple of weeks, but there's also at least one story of achievement amongst the mess.

Tonight the Fish strive to split the series before they split for Philly. Nolasco and Duke start.

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Wednesday, June 08, 2011

Okay, Let's Try This Again

So, let's see, yesterday the Fish' pitchers give up only 2 hits and 1 walk, ...and they still lose.

Brad Hand was marvelous in garnering the distinction of being only the 2nd pitcher in the live-ball era to go at least 6 innings in his MLB debut and lose while giving up only 1 hit.

Maybe today the team will fling off the Funk. Ricky Nolasco and Derek Lowe start tonight. Stanton sits, and Dobbs hits third.

TRIVIA: Now that the Mavs beat the Heat last night, Miami-Dade County is assured to achieve an honor no other county in the US can claim.

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Tuesday, June 07, 2011

Braves For Three

First a couple FRONT-OFFICE-FARCES: Now that Mr. "Un-Called-For" Sabean has talked with Scott Cousins, and Mr. "Be-Careful-What-You-Say" Samson opens up his mouth again, it's time once again to concentrate on the games.

Facing the down-in-the-dumps Marlins, the lackluster Braves begin a roadtrip here in dried-out SoFla - Fredi and Danny return. Tonight Brad Hand makes his MLB debut vs. Tommy Hanson.

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Saturday, June 04, 2011

Saturday in the Park

I forgot that last night was the first Bark in the Park this year in Miami Gardens. At least one local writer does not like canines in the crowd. With last night's loss the Fish so far this year are now 2-1 when the dogs are allowed in.

Tonight a Beatles tribute band plays Super Saturday. Pitching tonight will be Chris Volstad and Yovani Gallardo.

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Thursday, June 02, 2011

Getting Rested

The Fish need their rest today as they start a 3-week stretch of 21 games tomorrow. Here's today's scores, though...

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Wednesday, June 01, 2011

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Thursday, May 26, 2011

Sweep By The Bay?

While the discussion begins over whether rule changes should be made over what happened to Buster Posey last night, baseball continues to be played today, hopefully retribution-free.

It's the Marlins' last game in SanFran this year- it would've been fun if they were there on June 4 for Cody Ross Bobblehead Day. Anibal and Ryan Vogelsong start today.

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Tuesday, May 24, 2011

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Saturday, May 21, 2011

Saturday With the Rays

It's an earlier 4:10 start for tonight's Super Saturday game, probably to make sure the Beach Boys don't play past their bedtime (it's been 45 years since Pet Sounds!) There'll be no Brian Wilson, but John Stamos will be reportedly performing with them.

As far as baseball is concerned, the 'perfectionist' Javier Vazquez is fated to start for the Fish. The Rays will put up David Price.

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Ow!

Time for Javier to step it up a few (hundred) notches, as Josh was put on the DL today for shoulder inflammation - Jay Buente was called up to start Sunday.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Two-Fer Tonight

South Florida's war against Chicago is fought on two fronts tonight - Game 2 of the Heat-Bulls series in Chicago (on 790 AM in Miami), and the heroic struggle of the Fish against the Cubs (shuffled off again to 1080 AM). Cubs fans, as usual, are obsessively moaning about the past. Starting for them tonight will be Former Fish Ryan Dempster, while Current Fish Ricky Nolasco starts for the Marlins.

(Which Marlins pitcher has the most wins? Click here for answer.)

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Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Sweep the Citi?

With Hanley now possibly getting batting tips from the Hopper, and insane man-babies roaming Citi Field, the Marlins attempt a mini-sweep of the Mets tonight. Ricky Nolasco and last-night's-Mets-almost-hero Jon Niese start. Josh seems okay.

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SORTA: Game postponed till July 18 - Fish will fly in from Chicago for one game and then fly home, while the Mets just lose a day off in the middle of two home series.

Monday, May 16, 2011

May Mini-Series Week

This week showcases the scheduling monstrosities that were unthinkable before the guiding hand of Selig - two 2-game series in a row, and then a weekend of interleague play. Of the five NL East teams only the Mets do not have to travel to get from one two-game series to the other (and even their interleague weekend is just across town). That may give a little relief to a team who's probably wondering how they can pay David Wright's medical bills while trying to survive their heritage of financial insanity, having to cough up $1.2 mil yearly to Bobby Bo for the next quarter-century being one example.

The Mets, though, have won 7 of their last 10, and 14 of their last 22. The weather may not be helpful to the Mets this coming week however. Neither will Josh Johnson, starting tonight as is the Mets' Mike Pelfrey. Hanley will be batting second.

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Saturday, May 14, 2011

Woof Without a Roof

The Nats and Marlins start what's predicted to be a rainy weekend with a game at 1:05 today. Tillman, the "World's Fastest Skateboarding Bulldog", is scheduled to lead the parade for the first of three 'Pups in the Park' this season at Nats Park. On the diamond, Livan will push aside his alledged ties with a drug trafficker and concentrate on starting today for the Nats, while undistracted Anibal starts for the Fish. Cora replaces Desmond in the Nats' lineup.

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Monday, May 09, 2011

Phillies For Three

First, though...Congrats to Gaby!

Blanton and Vazquez started already. Once again that other team in town has knocked the Marlins off their Miami radio home and onto 1080 AM.

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Sunday, May 08, 2011

De-sweep Mode

Many activities at the ballpark this Mother's Day. Kids get free Mike Stanton t-shirts, along with a home-run exhibition pre-game and a faith forum with Chris Coghlan post-game.

But the basic question remains, 'Can The Fish get out of their 3-game funk?'

Anibal against Livan today. I guess John Buck's got a replacement cup.

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Friday, May 06, 2011

Back For Nats

The Team returns to Florida to battle Washington. They're playing now...after 1.5 innings the Nats lead 1-0.

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Thursday, May 05, 2011

Day Game Today

On Five Jars of Mayonnaise Day (or commonly known as Cinco de Mayo) the Fish will go for the series win at Busch Stadium. Josh Johnson and Jake Westbrook will be pitching

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Monday, May 02, 2011

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

The View From the Top

The Marlins are alone in first place in the NL East for the first time in almost 2 years. And today, with a stadium overrun with trucked-in children on CBS4 Weather Day (and a hot one it is, too), the Fish will try to sweep the Dodgers out of town. Anibal will try to improve on his last outing, with Billingsley pitching for L.A.

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Saturday, April 23, 2011

Holy Super Saturday

Sorry for the late post...at the end of the third the game is tied at 1-1.

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UGH: Rockies win 3-1.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Day-After-Day-Off News

First, for those keeping score, here were the scores from yesterday...

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Samson wants more than just money if you want your company's name on the new stadium. In other stadium news, the site's steel workers are now back on the unemployment line, the (hopefully hurricane-proof) canopy has arrived to be stretched over the roof, close to a third of the seats are already installed, and a year-round restaurant with a "sports theme" (surprise!) is being searched for - all to get ready for the building's first event, which will probably be a college baseball game.

The stadium's upcoming completion leaves Mike Stanton just this season to break Gallaraga's JoeRobbie-ProPlayer-Dolphin-LandShark-Dolphins-SunLife homer record. Mike's slow start, though, has him hitting sixth tonight.

Juan C. Rodriguez had a chat session today.

The Pirates, who are having their best season-beginning road record since 2002, have come to town. Paul Maholm start for the Bucs. Josh Johnson, who has another career ready when he leaves baseball, starts tonight for the Fish.

This game ain't on TV, so get the Herald's Two-For-Tuesday coupon and go.

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Sunday, April 17, 2011

Sun-day

A sunny, breezy day is expected in Philly. The go-away game will feature last night's duo, Cole and Anibal.

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OOF: Phils win - Marlins go 5-3 on road trip.

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Saturday Showerday?

If there's a game today, the starters would be Cole Hamels and Anibal Sanchez.

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RAIN-OUT: The Fish and Phils will make up today's washed-out game in a split-doubleheader on June 15, which will be the 13th game in a now-21-game stretch unbroken by a day off, the longest such stretch for the Marlins this year. (Philadelphia has a day off scheduled on June 13.)

Friday, April 15, 2011

Chilly in Philly

Craig reports on the shift of three Marlins games to another spot on the Miami radio dial. Since this move is because of the Heat's first-round playoff games, and since these first three moves only cover Games 1 through 4 of the first round of the playoffs, and since the Heat have a good chance to go all the way to the championship round, expect a lot more schedule shifting of Marlins radio games in Miami. I wondered last November, when the Heat moved to the Marlins flagship station, whether the Fish would be awarded the short end of the stick, so to speak. I guess we won't find out until the Marlins make the playoffs and start to interfere with Heat regular-season games.

The Marlins take their 4-2 road record to Philadelphia tonight on Jackie Robinson Day in the majors.

The weather's not looking good for tomorrow's game, and tonight should be the first really cold evening the Marlins have played in this year.

It's Javier against Roy Oswalt tonight.

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Thursday, April 14, 2011

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Game Two In Atlanta

The Maniac gives his collection of interesting 'Fish Bites' found this past week. To those I would suggest a new Marlins blog, called "Fish Fry". And also, for an inside look at one of the most fake baseball minds ever, check out the Twitter rumblings of FakeSamson.

Considering how sparse and spread out last night's hits were, Edwin has decided to fiddle with tonight's lineup. The AJC's David O'Brian noticed how small and sparse (and 'Marlins'-like) last night's crowd was, and how Chipper's on the verge of a milestone.

Tonight Josh Johnson and Tim Hudson pitch.

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Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Marching Through Georgia

Probably less historic than tonight's 150th anniversary of the start of the War Between The States would be the 3-game series the Marlins begin this evening in Atlanta.

This year the Fish arrive at Turner Field much earlier than last season (the 2010 Marlins didn't play their first game in Atlanta until July 2). Concerning first games at Turner, the Marlins lost last year after winning there three years in a row. The Braves are off to a somewhat slow start, which shouldn't bother them at all.

Fredi, Danny and Omar get to re-mesh with their old teammates. Chris Volstad and Tommy Hanson start. Hanley's back in the line-up tonight.

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Monday, April 11, 2011

Friday, April 08, 2011

On The Road, On The Web

Edwin's website/blog has been discovered! (This link should lead to the Google English translation.)

The Fish play their first road game of the year tonight in Houston. The Marlins are 5-13 in first road games through their history, although they have won 3 of their last 4. They lost in 2006, the only other year that they had their first road game in Houston.

It's Ricky against Wandy at Orange Juice Stadium.

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Wednesday, April 06, 2011

Tuesday, April 05, 2011

Second Series Start

The Fish spent their first of this season's 19 scheduled days off yesterday trying to forget what happened on Sunday (click here if you want to remember.)

Confident Anibal will be matched by confident Jason as the Marlins start a series against the Nats tonight in Miami Gardens.

Fox Sports Florida is only showing the game live in South Florida. Stanton's still out of the lineup, but Donnie's back.

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Saturday, April 02, 2011

Game Two

Zounds! As we all ponder Mr. Stanton's recent predicament, the Florida Marlins will soldier on, challenging the Metropolitans to a contest tonight under the blazing lights of the field of Sun Life.

Mr. Niece and Mr. Nolasco are to fling. A Mr. Pitbull will perform his entertainments afterwards, apparently attempting to bedazzle the throng.

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Friday, April 01, 2011

Game Number One

It's the start of the last season of the Florida Marlins. Projected starters are Josh Johnson and Mike Pelfry. Projected give-away is a schedule magnet. Projected guests will be Mike Lowell and Clarence Clemons. Fireworks will be projected afterwards.

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